In case you were wondering, this would be the best gift of all time. I was going to buy it for myself, but while $800 dollars to buy a trip to the grocery store with Adam Scott might seem reasonable, I'll also need a flight to L.A. And a Ralph's card. Maybe it's not meant to be.
Beginning to doubt that I would ever get to go grocery shopping with a celebrity who has my name screen-printed on his t-shirt, I began to to doubt the true meaning of the holiday season and fell deep into the hopeless abyss of longing for an E-Bay shopping spree that will never be mine. And then, a Miracle. After months of hoping, I learned that I have been admitted to the most exclusive e-newsletter in the whole World Wide Web, and was even exempted from the usual hazing rituals.
And the holiday spirit was saved.
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