This blog might be (is) an unfortunate example of a cover that doesn't have a book. Which might not be (is not) actually a phrase, but I think you know what I mean.
So, soon I will think of important and exciting things, such as a purpose for this blog, and why people should read it. I'll do my best not to share too much of my angst.
For now, I am sure I can keep you coming back for more by introducing you to an old friend of mine, Receipt Man:
RM is my first guest on this blog because, as a product of a late capitalist consumer society, RM's life is DEFINED by angst. Furthermore, in this age of reduced spending and digital commerce, RM is worried that his entire species may become obselete. My condolences, RM. Next time I'll make him some pants so he fits in.
Today, he is wearing his sound-canceling headphones. RM knows this is rude at the dinner table. But he lives in Brooklyn, so it's cool.
For now, I am sure I can keep you coming back for more by introducing you to an old friend of mine, Receipt Man:
RM is my first guest on this blog because, as a product of a late capitalist consumer society, RM's life is DEFINED by angst. Furthermore, in this age of reduced spending and digital commerce, RM is worried that his entire species may become obselete. My condolences, RM. Next time I'll make him some pants so he fits in.
Today, he is wearing his sound-canceling headphones. RM knows this is rude at the dinner table. But he lives in Brooklyn, so it's cool.
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